Albison

A rare female that is covered in the same hair that is featured on bisons. The creature also has horns hidden under her locks of hair. This beast is also monstrously strong and can destroy buildings and tanks with a single blow.

I once traveled to Canada but as soon as I got there a rabid Albison hit me back to Western Europe.

by Yeesus April 2, 2013

Albino Python

A large white penis that usually occurs in the albino African-American community, but can occasionally be found on a person of European descent

In the shower earlier, I was noticing your albino python, Maynard. Quite Impressive!
Thanks for noticing, Tyrone. Your Alabama black snake ain't nothing to sneeze at either.
Wanna bate?
Hell yeah!

by Razrback11 June 6, 2013

Albino Sanchez

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez - It s where a man smears cum on the upper lip of the female creating the illusion she has a white moustache, similar to an Albino's hair colour.

Al gave Kaye an Albino Sanchez in the pantry whilst no one was looking.

by Ethal The Frog September 22, 2013

Albany Wigeon

Pretty much the definition of Fru Fru, the cutest little angel, with the magical ways of the great sacred Wigeon. From the fairy tail lands of Great Britain she nests in a great tree and awaits her nestling fellow birdie. Albany Widgeon pretty much means helping others threw the use of compassion and love with the helping of yoga. We should all aspire to be greater beings such as the Albany Widgeon. All would be so much better if we all had our own one.

Likely things Albany Wigeons do,

* Sending love to the world
* In Fields dancing in the rain
* With other Wigeons eating trail mix
* Restaurants, this little one likes good food

* With the fellow Man Bird
* In nest, cuddling
* Being a nature dweller

* Creative things, such as being inspiring
* Making food

Genuinely Beautiful Person

"Did you see that girl, She is such an Albany Wigeon."

"I wish I was an Albany Widgeon, they seem to have so much fun."

"I could really do with an Albany Wigeon in my life, Damn"

by seniormagiepigeontawnymouthowl May 15, 2014

albany dutch oven

Upstate new York version of the classic "dutch oven". In the Albany scenario the victim while sleeping is left under the covers with actual shit. This does require the perpetrator to shot in bed but its well worth it in the end.

Tanya got so mad at me when I gave her the "Albany dutch oven". She rolled in it and then literally punched me in the face. But I'll do it again.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

albino turd

A term referring to white trash punk rockers who pretend they're in a band but never go to practice and only jam at guitar center.

When are the Albino Turds playing?
Never

by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016

albin hani

Albin hani is A sexy,smart and a really nice person

Oh you Are as sexy as Albin hani

by Mogambooo December 11, 2016