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metro sexual

A fag in denial!!! If you belive otherwise then you are probably a metro sexual too.
My roommate is a total metrosexual. He spends hours in the bathroom, he talks about other men lovingly, he always complains about women, how they aren't as pretty as him, and he never watches girl-on-girl pornography. For some reason, he likes the ones with all the black guys.
by DevilDisn November 14, 2004
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metro sexual

A straight guy who can sometimes be mistaken as homosexual. They tend to have a wide knowledge in art and fashion. However, they have no attraction to men. They are sometimes said to be like a women or to have homosexual traits. Despite the fact that they're straight, they're OK with homosexuality and sometimes appaer to be flattered when asked out by one.
That kid is so gay.

Really? Why?

He carries skin and hair products and obsesses about his looks.

So? He's going out with a girl. He's metro sexual!

Why does he hug his best friend, who's a guy then. maybe he's bi.

He's probably also hetro-gay with him. After all, they've been friends for years.
by metrosexualbutgaywithmybud April 11, 2010
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Sexual Holocaust

In the act of sexual intercourse, with one of the participants thrusting too hard He/She will let off an amazing amount of gas and in some cases following through (see drawing mud) this always results in the other members in the room trying to escape the stench and one member having no other option than to take a shower.
Debbie (while Ben is in the shower) :- I didn't know Ben was circumcised.

Kate:- Yes, he also likes riding on trains alot.

Debbie:- that was a Sexual Holocaust moment.

Kate:- Yes it will go down in history!
by monk tha hola the wonk May 7, 2010
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Hobo sexual

Someone who has sexual relations with a hobo.
quit being a hobo sexual
by Wordman on the track March 22, 2010
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hummus-sexual

a gay jew,

a jew that likes anal sex a lot
i like the torah and the cock, i am a hummus-sexual
by butchermantlay kinkston December 9, 2008
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sexual conquest

a conquest in which you experience a new sexual adventure which after you will never be the same or in other words a magic trick that involves multiple rabbits.
Last year when I went to Egypt I had my first sexual conquest, those rabbits were really furry.
by wabbitlover23 February 21, 2011
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Homeless Sexual

An individual of better than average looks who's typically with-in the prime child bearing age range of 18 - 35 years old, who's without the neccesities of a clean location and clean body, to have better than average sex.
That homeless sexual would be so hot!
by CountDraculaScores July 1, 2009
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