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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
mugGet the salted his beardmug.

Bearded Lady

When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.
Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.
by Bearded man September 15, 2018
mugGet the Bearded Ladymug.

beard-wax

An anal male, preoccupied with his looks & perfect personal presentation shallow detached from the importance of real emotions anal up himself
“I was so upset but he just kept glancing at his reflection and preening. He’s utterly beard-wax””. Q: “Is the new boss an understanding type?” A: “Huh! No way. Totally beard-wax... snappy dresser, minimalist office, nil humanity”.
by Urban burble May 2, 2018
mugGet the beard-waxmug.

Beard

Term for a woman "dating" a gay man in order to conceal his homosexuality.
"No one will think I am gay if I have a beautiful beard on my arm."
by Bang Ding Ow January 7, 2022
mugGet the Beardmug.

Beard

The structural resemblance a female and male share. The lower half of the body near the inside of the legs is recognized as the beard of the woman, while men tipically present their bear openly near the mouth and nose of the face.
Male: Just do whatever to get this beard off my face. What's the best way?

Barber: The brazilian wax is pretty popular, I'd say.
by anonymous November 28, 2020
mugGet the Beardmug.

Bearded Clam

She has a killer bearded clam.
by Freaky Frankie May 5, 2021
mugGet the Bearded Clammug.

cheesy beard

When you get face fucked and the jizz solidifies to form a beard. Ferment for extra enjoyment.
I face fucked your mum last night. By the end she had a cheesy beard upstairs and down.
by Cheesybearddudr May 28, 2017
mugGet the cheesy beardmug.

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