bed bandit

One who drunkenly passes out on another's bed or couch without permission.

Keri passed out on the couch after the party, fucking bed bandit.

by ThorV January 01, 2016

bed cheese

Clumps of dried semen

Hey man, there’s a lot of bed cheese in your sheets.

by Comfylime August 22, 2024

Bunk Bed Theory

the bunk bed theory revolves around twins. This theory revolves around the same age identical opposite sex twins that sleep within a bunk bed. For example, when twins are sleeping in a bunk bed, the male twin sleeps on the bottom one and the female twin at the top. The theory portrays a image of incest. The twin on the bottom bunk late at night whispers for the other twin to come join them in the bottom bunk. The top twin starts asking their way down and they share and bed. After this, use ur imagination and you will understand the bunk bed theory

Hey Allyson, wanna test out the bunk bed theory?

by bunk bed believers June 15, 2022

Bedding

The act of making someone feel welcome or at home.

She was bedding her newly adopted cat.

by Cl0v3r_Sn0w May 25, 2024

Water Bedding

An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.

Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.

by Bbbrizzle November 05, 2017

bedding spree

The action of intimacy with multiple people at a time.

Earl: Hey David, what did you do last night?
David: Oh, I went on a bedding spree with tons of chicks!

by ¡■Dippy Doppy■! March 14, 2021

fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..

Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)

by Kagito Nomaeda February 22, 2021