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5 bed

Defines the challenge of 5 gay guys sleeping in one bed and who ever gets sexual loses. Last one to not get sexual wins
Person 1: Yo dude, did you hear about that huge 5 bed challenge yesterday?
Person 2: no i didn't, also i filled a restraining order on you yesterday, please go away
by Camebackwiththemilk August 1, 2023
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Bed Sledding

Sex hard enough to slide the bed across the room
they were going so hard they ended up bed sledding to next door
by CeilingMirror July 27, 2022
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Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them.
ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed
by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020
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Bed Soring

The term used to describe a sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed cock between the fat rolls in an obese woman.
"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Pretty good, I ended up bed soring her."
by F4ilwin July 11, 2016
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bed air

Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.

Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.
Sorry, can't meet tonight. I'm in bed air already.
by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022
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clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex
“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom
by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022
mugGet the clean bed sheetsmug.

flip in bed

When ur riding it like a pony then he decides to flip you over to pump it in and out so he can cum on top to feel masculine
"bro I was letting her ride like a long and felt weak so I decided to flip in bed likea a true man."
by Sniffdetoes69 July 7, 2021
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