Tits N ass

When Drinking with friends, you toast to Tits and Ass, what with them being two of lifes great pleasures. You do this by first clinking the upper parts of your alcoholic beverage recepticals, (glass) and then the lower parts, while reciting "Tits and ass".

Tim: "heres your pint buddy!"
Brad: "Cheers buddy, Tits N Ass my friend!"
Tim: "Tits N ass!"

by timmybear May 25, 2009

stuff n' junk

what i say when im lazya nd dont want to say everything i have planned

me and emily are going to hang out and maybe go somewhere and stuff and junk

by taylor margaret August 6, 2004

Night n' Light

Much like the term wake n' bake, night n' light is just the phrase for when you're a chronic smoker of marijuana at nighttime hours.

Tom: Dude, I love to wake n' bake every morning. Getting high in the morning makes me so ready to take on the day.

Jerry: I feel that, but I'd rather night n' light. That way, I can relax completely knowing I have no more responsibilities and can burn recklessly with all my friends.

by captain mary jane October 24, 2009

jeckyl n hyde

A person with opposing personalities.
Two faced.

Our new boss is a real jeckyl n hyde

by Matoman February 18, 2017

gross n close

An seemingly unnattractive tinder match within a 10 mile radius.

"We got ourselves a gross N close!"

by Chinston Wurchill VI August 8, 2017

crank n clean

Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!

Rory: I am out shampoo

Chris: Crank n clean it!!

Rory: Great idea!!!

*15 minute later*

Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!

by Itsruaridh December 2, 2015

Puke n Duke

Puking and duking (shitting at the same time. Typically caused by the flu, food poisoning or one hell of a hangover.

My roommate was so shitfaced last night he’s done nothing but puke n duke today.

I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018