Tits N ass

When Drinking with friends, you toast to Tits and Ass, what with them being two of lifes great pleasures. You do this by first clinking the upper parts of your alcoholic beverage recepticals, (glass) and then the lower parts, while reciting "Tits and ass".

Tim: "heres your pint buddy!"
Brad: "Cheers buddy, Tits N Ass my friend!"
Tim: "Tits N ass!"

by timmybear May 25, 2009

stuff n' junk

what i say when im lazya nd dont want to say everything i have planned

me and emily are going to hang out and maybe go somewhere and stuff and junk

by taylor margaret August 6, 2004

Night n' Light

Much like the term wake n' bake, night n' light is just the phrase for when you're a chronic smoker of marijuana at nighttime hours.

Tom: Dude, I love to wake n' bake every morning. Getting high in the morning makes me so ready to take on the day.

Jerry: I feel that, but I'd rather night n' light. That way, I can relax completely knowing I have no more responsibilities and can burn recklessly with all my friends.

by captain mary jane October 24, 2009

Sit N' Surf

The act of surfing the web while using the toilet usually done with a laptop almost never a desktop computer.

(Guy1 holding a laptop walks up to Guy2)
Guy1: I was on the toilet reading your article and-
Guy2: On the toilet?
Guy1: ...Yes I Sit N' Surf

by Tuver4 July 13, 2011

Dip n dip

Dip your dick in her vaginal area then leave

It's all good g I'll just dip n dip

by Ben.kingie March 16, 2017

Switch ‘n smash

When you and your homie are dating sisters and without telling them you switch places and have sex with the other sibling.

-Hey maxime, you down for a switch ‘n smash this weekend?
-Sure! :)

by Tettroc January 5, 2021

Puke n Duke

Puking and duking (shitting at the same time. Typically caused by the flu, food poisoning or one hell of a hangover.

My roommate was so shitfaced last night he’s done nothing but puke n duke today.

I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018