Commonly mistaken as "B-fast" (breakfast), an occurrence in which a thick African-American male wraps his sizable genitalia in meat (preferably beef) and forcefully inserts it into a thin caucasian woman's anus, thus creating a gaping hole that will most likely contract salmonella.
Hey Barbara, wanna get b-fast? I'm on my way to IHOP.
Oh, LeBron, thanks for the offer, but yesterday I got beef-assed with Jamal at Peter Luger's, and I can't really walk.
Really? How do you like your steak?
Up the ass.
Oh, LeBron, thanks for the offer, but yesterday I got beef-assed with Jamal at Peter Luger's, and I can't really walk.
Really? How do you like your steak?
Up the ass.
by Lilb1tch May 2, 2017
Get the beef-assedmug. Friend: dude. I was having intercourse with this girl and she had vagina beef!
Friend 2: ew! That's why I don't pick up girls from Hardee's anymore!
Friend 2: ew! That's why I don't pick up girls from Hardee's anymore!
by Natalie Stump. July 1, 2014
Get the vagina beefmug. "Girl, I want your beef water all over my dick."
"Man, when I ate her out, she had that dirty beef water."
"Man, when I ate her out, she had that dirty beef water."
by Spooky G. January 5, 2017
Get the Beef Watermug. by beef rod November 25, 2007
Get the beef rodmug. The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".
by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016
Get the Beef queefmug. A beef jerky.
A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.
Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.
You can also use other ground meats.
If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.
Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.
You can also use other ground meats.
If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
by Chokiecat February 5, 2018
Get the A beef jerkymug. by Butler-Bot June 12, 2003
Get the corned beefmug.