Exclaim someone makes to him/herself after hearing or witnessing someone doing or saying something ridiculous and/or outrageous out of ignorance or naivety, usually the results range from mild commotion to catastrophic damage in someone's reputation.
Police: "excuse me sir, we have info that you are involved in drug trafficking."
Dad: "nope, come back with a search warrant."
Son: "Dad, is the white powder in this little plastic pouch sugar? (waving the stuff in front of everyone's faces innocently.)
Dad (to himself): "This fucking guy! I'm gonna kill him."
Police: "Can I see that, son? Ok sir, you're coming with us."
Dad: "nope, come back with a search warrant."
Son: "Dad, is the white powder in this little plastic pouch sugar? (waving the stuff in front of everyone's faces innocently.)
Dad (to himself): "This fucking guy! I'm gonna kill him."
Police: "Can I see that, son? Ok sir, you're coming with us."
by Absurd Hero May 2, 2020
Get the This fucking guy!mug. The door guy is a yellow haired mammal with a philosophy on life that fits onto an arm tattoo. You will generally find one outside a bar, asking for your ID.
Ex: person 1: that's Tim *points*...the door guy. Person 2: *gasp*. It exists? I thought they were only in fairy tales. Person1: nah, they are as real as unicorns. And don't you forget it! *puts on sunglasses and walks off into sunset*
by Beep beep beep beeeeeeeep January 17, 2014
Get the Door guymug. A guy that always asks many really long questions in class, sometimes, starting them by saying "What would a Litmus Test be.."
by classmate222262 March 3, 2010
Get the BIM Guymug. Keegan is an amazing person that cares so much about all of his friends. He wants to make everyone happy and doesn't quite realize that it's not really possible. He is athletic and loves sports, bit also loves to game, this leads to him having a lot of different friends that love him. Even though everyone does love him, he thinks that no one does. If you find a Keegan be sure to let him know you care about him. He won't tell you what bothers him until he figures out how to solve his problems on his own, and he'll always want to know what bothers you. Don't let him push you away from him.
by Kayla runal February 24, 2019
Get the Keegan (guy)mug. like feng shui - items placed in a room for a particular reason, but only the guy that placed them there knows that reason.
after my dad picked up in the tv room i couldn't find the remote or the magazine i was reading. they were in his favorite chair - must be his "guy shui"
by Ginger Allgerd December 22, 2009
Get the guy shuimug. by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021
Get the Guy#1mug. I saw these two dudes in the parking lot guying it up and I was like, "Oohhh HAAAYY!" and my girlfriend yelled, "hottie!!"
by poopoolarue March 4, 2011
Get the Guying It Upmug.