I love chemistry

- “I love chemistry”
-“damn look at this dude he wants at least 5 men to mutilate his ass rn
by Idk6940 November 21, 2022
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I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe
I’m smarter than you people think I am
by Death Menace May 14, 2022
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can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
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Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict
Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict
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I-Phoot

When your I-Phone autocompletes a word in a text or status update that was unintended, usually with embarassing consequences.
guy to girl: Sorry about that last text, I guess I really stuck my I-Phoot in my mouth.
by Cottie July 15, 2010
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