2 out of 3

I’ll give you 2 out of 3

Hym “Leeet’s see... Ben says that when it comes to health insurance the three metrics are Quality, Accessibility, and Affordability and that you can only have 2 out of 3... So I’ll give you the same deal. We have the gangstalking (imposed schizophrenia), we have the retard sex cult, and we have the taking credit for my things... I’ll give you 2 of your choosing. How does that sound? I’m nothing if not reasonable (when it comes to things that aren’t retard sex cults).”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

out-scowl

When your child manipulatively looks at you to make you feel like a total piece of shit to get their own way

My daughter out-scowled me to get to go to archery in a time that suited her and she ate all of the tim-bits.

by EdTheSheeran October 8, 2022

National eat out your girlfriend day

November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.

Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…

by thatkidd0 October 8, 2022

come out them shoes

A friendly way of taking someone's Jordans

"I like them jordans where you got them? better yet how bout you come out them shoes."

by Sukoshi Princess October 10, 2022

National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day

October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "

Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "

by Rory The Slayer October 12, 2022

rote out

To make someone memorize so much information that they cant handle it and pass out. Originates from rote memorization, meaning learning through repetition.

Guy: Daamn, this week, the teachers really roted us out.
Guy 2: I hope that wont happen again.

We will rote out every student😈

by Fire Axus October 13, 2022

out of the blue

constantly

Anyone just have insane diarrhea out of the blue?

by QAnon Quid Pro Queef October 13, 2022