you wot mate

alr lads so i gotta explain this bloody thing when a bri’ish guy gets insulted and he’s full bloody bri’ish then he gonna say “YOU WOT MATE”

Person 1: oi mate you ugly mate
Boris Johnson: YOU WOT MATE ARE YOU BLOODY MAD

by smmr <3 January 13, 2023

She wants to meet you

When a GenZ youngster wants to use you to give them a ride to the mall to have a date with their gf/bf without telling you to do it. They would say their gf/bf wants to meet the driver.

“My girlfriend said she wants to meet you. Can you drive me to the mall?”

by cultureshockeddd January 8, 2022

Did you do the shoe?

A question one asks when they are need in of homework for shoemaker's class.

Yo Jer, did you do the shoe? I didn't have my book last night

by Connor W. January 14, 2008

"Are you Trying To Goad Me Little Niggu.'

..

"Are you Trying To Goad Me Little Niggu.'

by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

I love you

I want to fuck you or I want you to suck my dick.

WHEN A BOY TELLS YOU "I LOVE YOU" HE ONLY WANTS TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOU
I love you Abigail.

he only wants to fuck Abi.

by .I.AM.A.WHORE. December 11, 2022

Who are you texting?

Let me introduce you to the belt..

Mum "Who are you texting?"
Jimmy "......."

by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021

Are you talking about me?

What? Nono... This guy I saw- this guy I heard I mean... He was saying that. Why? Does it apply?

Hym "That's exactly what it is you smug fuck. You're perpetually trying to get me to pull you finger so you can fart in my face you fucking prick. 'ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt Me?' You think I don't fucking know that? Don't you think I already know exactly who that would go?"

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024