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R.L.S. (Real Life Shit)

Turmoil that happens in real life;

Drama that is so intense and obsurd it seems to be fictional, but is actually Real Life Shit that happens on a daily basis. Almost like living a Tyler Perry Movie, or something else that may seem like it could only happen in movies or on television. (Soap Opera type shit)
Jena' - Did you hear about Tony getting caught sleeping with his fiance's sister AND they momma??

Tonya - Ooooh. His fiance is crazy as hell. I think she's gonna lorena bobbitt his ass. She probably gonna try and do something to them too.

Jena'- Shittin Me!!! She might just merc his dumb ass. Either way..... there's some R.L.S. (Real Life Shit) about to go down on that block.
by "H.I.M." October 4, 2009
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You sure shit and continue

You sure shit and continue Hector!
by pseudoDon November 13, 2018
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fuck shit pussy bitch

gay nigger: i like pinapple pizza
obama hitler: fuck shit pussy bitch u gay lol
by hi lol u gae June 12, 2021
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quit shitting me out

sort of cheating you out but you get shit in return

like in call of duty zombies the mystery box will sometimes
give you shit
OMG mystery box quit shitting me out with these crap guns
by FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU October 25, 2011
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same shit different toilet

1) When something happens that you’ve already experienced before.

2) When you already know the outcome of a dumb idea.
“Hey Cole’s blacked out drunk and it’s 3:00pm on a Tuesday”

“We’ll sounds like the same shit different toilet”
by Technicoo April 10, 2022
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cast iron cow shit

(n.) slang for the frozen mud surrounding any vehicle parked on muddy areas and left to freeze in over winter.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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not my monkey not my shit show

not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin September 5, 2023
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