The He-Man

Is when a dude is banging a chick doggy style and suddenly he pulls out and screams, “I’VE GOT THE POWER” with his dick in his hand, then he suddenly and forcefully jams it in her asshole.

Last night when I was fucking Mirella, she said she wanted it rougher so I gave her The He-Man. It resulted in a fresh anal creampie for her.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 23, 2025

Mans’s

A man who you fuck with for fun, but he ain’t got no other hoes. So he stays loyal to you!

Girl I’m headed to my mans’s tonight. No I ain’t go post him? He ain’t finna be all over my shit🙄

by PiratePrancer January 9, 2022

The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.

Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.

by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023

Continental Breakfast Man

Continental Breakfast man is the man in the Jordan Peele skit where he eats the pit of the doughnut and the forbidden fruit.

"I love the continental Breakfast man"

by PeanutMuncher9000 July 24, 2024

pac-manning

The art of navigating the grocery store during the Covid-19 pandemic, so as to avoid the other dangerous shoppers and obtain fruit.

Man, I went to the store at 7 to do my pac-manning before the whole crowd got there; some chick was wearing a bag on her head for a mask.

by FredBot3000 April 10, 2020

1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference

"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"

by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023

florida man

an alleged prevalence of people performing irrational or maniacal actions in the U.S. state of Florida.

Florida man arrested for assaulting 16 people with a frying pan inside a Florida waffle house, and beating up 5 police officer after being 4 times the legal driving limit while intoxicated, also got caught with 5 pounds of crack and LSD.

by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023