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vulcan dick pinch

A hand job by george takei or lenord nemoy
dude at the last star trek convention i got a vulcan dick pinch by nemoy
by tacobellassassin September 12, 2010
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nutless sack of dick

Someone who is too much of a pussy to order a pizza over the phone.
If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".
by mackerbruny February 9, 2010
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Big dick swinging

When someone brags about something that isn't worth bragging about
Guy 1: Yo. I just got a new Xbox controller and it's custom.
Guy 2: Big dick swinging.
by 69420yoloswagen69 May 8, 2018
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dicks and balls challenge

when you fuck a girl anally and you make her swallow your balls and dick at the same time after a sweaty night. Then you give her a hot karl and a donkey punch.
Your mom gives good dicks and balls challenges every friday night.
by lil squat January 22, 2009
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Swinging Dick Of Doom

A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.

In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.
a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"
by Swinging Dick Of Doom May 10, 2011
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ba-donka-dick

When a guy has a package of exceptional size and quality. Especially one that looks like his snake wants to tear out of dem pants!
Wow, did you see his package? That guy has a ba-donka-dick!
by ilieoverthesea August 26, 2009
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Hold my dick

similar to suck my dick in that it is used as an insult. Mainly used to express discontent towards another. Correct usage includes an extended pronunciation of 'hold'
Teacher: "Ok children, do the worksheet I gave you"

Disgruntled Student: "Hold my dick."
by The Sensation of YHS June 29, 2011
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