A hand job by george takei or lenord nemoy
by tacobellassassin September 12, 2010

If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".
by mackerbruny February 9, 2010

by 69420yoloswagen69 May 8, 2018

when you fuck a girl anally and you make her swallow your balls and dick at the same time after a sweaty night. Then you give her a hot karl and a donkey punch.
by lil squat January 22, 2009

A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.
In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.
In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.
a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"
by Swinging Dick Of Doom May 10, 2011

When a guy has a package of exceptional size and quality. Especially one that looks like his snake wants to tear out of dem pants!
by ilieoverthesea August 26, 2009

similar to suck my dick in that it is used as an insult. Mainly used to express discontent towards another. Correct usage includes an extended pronunciation of 'hold'
by The Sensation of YHS June 29, 2011
