Zombie

A person who tries to eat your face off while making-out.

Dude, he was like a zombie. He tried to eat my face while we were making-out.

by Grossed out October 16, 2012

surf zombies

Surf zombies are those apparently undead standing motionless on a beach watching the waves break. They often are surfers, and can be recognized by the glassy stare.

I can't even see the break with that horde of surf zombies in the way!

by Harry Bastard November 6, 2009

Zombie Job

The act of performing fellatio on an individual who suffers from leprosy, and/or a severe case of herpes simplex during an outbreak (otherwise known as "Bloody Brain").

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by Jay Hoes Witness November 5, 2012

Zombie

When a dude goes down on a chick on her period. Thus looking like a zombie feasting on flesh.

Dude, I just Zombie'd that chick. It was GREAT!

by herp-a-derp November 7, 2010

zombie pizza

Pizza left out past when it could still be good, as would be found after an apocalypse in many homes and businesses.

1. We went scavenging around in the houses on that street the other day, and didn't find anything worthwhile or interesting, just the usual zombie pizza.

2. Sometimes at a house where students live, all the food you can find is zombie pizza.

by Ninja Clan Lord January 10, 2017

Metric Zombies

A metric zombie is the byproduct of an American citizen converting to the metric system.

An American learning the metric system.

Dude! Everyone at the mall is acting wierd!
I know. Theyre metric zombies, that damn European store is infecting everyone

Tommy hasn't been the same since his trip to Japan.
I think he's a metric zombie.

by JT_america October 7, 2009

zombie dick

The result of placing leeches on your penis to cause lack of erections and shriveling of the penis causing the penis to look pale and scared. this practice originated from texas in 2003 when homosexuals wished to hide their erections when they saw men.

"Dude, I saw a rotting hot-dog yesterday and it looked like a zombie dick."
"I dont want to go in that lake, i'd end up with a zombie dick".

by killfags42 April 7, 2009