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Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.
Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.
by Numerati December 9, 2024
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zombie high

When you're high on a depressant drug and you start to appear as if you're a zombie while trying to stay awake.
When I tried to fight my insomnia medication I got a zombie high off of them.
by JulzzMarie19 June 7, 2016
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sir zombie

Undead creature with no life. It does not need to sleep or eat. Term often used to determine players that play Massive Online Multiplayer Games all day and all night and they dont have enough.
Dude, stop playing this shitty game! You're becoming sir zombie! You need to make some friends
by Anonymouss__ May 3, 2008
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Zombied

When you’re dating someone that works graveyard shift.
She got zombied by that guy on works night shift!
by SwagB9k January 22, 2020
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Fartphone Zombie

Somebody who uses their "smart"-phone for system-critical activities,

without realizing they can be observed through their fartphone 24/7/365.
Also a synonym for smartphone zombies, who are isolating themselves from
their physical surroundings and don't realize anymore what's going on around
them, because they are so submerged in the cloud matrix enslaving their souls.
Fartphone zombies really try to organize an coup d'état from their

fartphones, guaranteeing their surveillance by the state 24/7/365.
by How Be February 14, 2017
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Zombie

Modern day 16 to 25 year-olds working long hours at dead end jobs for minimum wage trying to make ends meet.
You are a Zombie, you poor soul, bless your little cotton socks.
by Clap Them Alien Cheeks September 29, 2019
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zombie headturn

that awkward moment when you see a cannibal eating someone alive, then they see you and turn their head with blood on their mouth right above the dead body, similar to the first zombie in resident evil. After this happens, they attempt to eat you too.
Johnny got high on bath salts again, a saw him killing and eating Eric, he then gave me the zombie headturn and went after me too.
by dashketchum December 28, 2013
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