1. The condition of becoming drunk on domination - a state of mind where someone gets so used to controlling others that they start believing it's a divine calling.
2. A systemic affliction marked by chronic moral blind spots, especially when power is mistaken for purpose.
2. A systemic affliction marked by chronic moral blind spots, especially when power is mistaken for purpose.
"Ever since Greg became manager, he's been deep in vasteria - he now schedules meetings just to hear himself speak."
by hermitsapien May 15, 2025
Get the Vasteria mug.A state of mind when you don't think and buy a totally overpriced thing that can be done better or cheaper in x way. You don't listen to your friends' advice and you go purely according to your intuition and then you defend your decision even though you know it's wrong.
Vašek wanted to buy a ticket to a concert with his friends, but because they weren't quick enough, he bought a standing ticket for 300 euros, even though he could have waited a little longer and bought a ticket for 110 euros with his friends. Classical Vašek thing
by Gris22 June 4, 2025
Get the Vašek thing mug.Rough synonym of Stim Dick but for the female genitalia.
The vasoconstriction that occurs during stimulant use that results in sitting for 10 minutes to urinate.
The vasoconstriction that occurs during stimulant use that results in sitting for 10 minutes to urinate.
Female one: Vanessa, you taking a shit in there girl?!
Female 2: No! I got Vasovagina and my hands feel like my grandpas at his funeral!
Female 1: Alright hurry cus I just did a rail and I might shit myself.
Female 2: No! I got Vasovagina and my hands feel like my grandpas at his funeral!
Female 1: Alright hurry cus I just did a rail and I might shit myself.
by FunSubstance July 26, 2025
Get the Vasovagina mug.A girl invited to a party just for the vibe. Like alcohol is called a “social lubricant,” a vaseline girl is a vibe lubricant—someone who smooths out the atmosphere, makes things more lively, and adds social flavor. Not meant to be taken too seriously.
“Don’t get attached, she’s just a vaseline girl—they invited her for the vibes, not your love life.”
“Every good party needs music, drinks, and at least one vaseline girl.”
“Relax bro, she’s just a vaseline girl to keep the party flowing.”
“Every good party needs music, drinks, and at least one vaseline girl.”
“Relax bro, she’s just a vaseline girl to keep the party flowing.”
by Andersbel August 16, 2025
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