Go Uncle Tony

Preferably a verb

Defined as taking a baseball bat of hard alloy to vulnerable parts of someone, aka kneecaps, the back of the skull, etc.

(Usually do to a job or deal gone wrong, or just because it was a good idea to cripple the person)

"You didn't come through for me Paulie and now I'm gonna go Uncle Tony on your bitch ass!"

by Tyler Beale October 25, 2007

White Uncle Ruckus

A white person who hates other white people. A white Uncle Ruckus often is romanticly in Mongolian races (northern Mongolian, Chinese and Indo-Chinese, Japanese and Korean, Tibetan, Malayan, Polynesian, Maori, Micronesian, Eskimo, American Indian), and Negroid races (African, Hottentots, Melanesians/Papua, “Negrito”, Australian Aborigine, Dravidians, Sinhalese). and finds the White race of people ugly revolting and overall cring

" What kind of women do you like?"
" well I am a White Uncle Ruckus"

by DOOMGUY121494 November 29, 2022

Uncle Joe Biden

A term used to describe Joe Biden and his strange actions against women and young children.

Random Person: Hey, who is that sniffing women?

Random Person 2: That's just Uncle Joe Biden

Random Person: Now he's sniffing a child!

Random Person 2: Well at least he isn't Honald Glorf!

by ThatInternetGuy* January 25, 2021

Uncle Taco Bell

Diarria. Similar to "Aunt Flo" for anal sex.

"No bae, not that hole. My uncle Taco Bell is in town."

by Tsarah September 8, 2017

Uncle Funny-Fingers

A term of endearment given to an uncle who plays too much, tickles you, gives you noogies, or generally bullies you in a fun way.

My Uncle Funny-Fingers is coming over, I hope he doesn’t tickle me until I cry again.

by MeatLoafJelly July 15, 2023

ur uncle buncle

the worst insult to ever have crossed mankind. Each time these forbidden words are spoken the andromed galaxy moves 10mph faster to the milkyway galaxy.

cem:ur mom gay haha.
tim: you went that way huh?ur dad lesbian
max: haha such weaklings i shall end you all ur granny tranny
saem: dont worry guys ive got this *prepares his lips* ur uncle buncle

Newsreporter: Breaking!!! The andromeda galaxy is moving faster than ever to the milkyway galaxy

by Fruit the cook March 14, 2018

Really Cool Uncle

Mark Rober An Uncle With A Degree In Mechanical Engineer That Worked At NASA And Now Makes Genius Videos On YouTube.

Thomas: Hey That’s Really Cool Uncle
Coby: Yeah He’s Mark Rober
Thomas: Cooool

by Cleaver77 October 11, 2020