Turtle shagger

1. A person who is very bad at shagging
dem hoes

Dude 1: smell yer maw
Dude 2: shut up you turtle shagger

by TheDeadskull777 September 09, 2020

Turtle Neck

When you cut the tip off the condom and still out it on so the girl thinks she's protected.

Yo, Brian put on a turtle neck and straight jizzed in that bitch

by Asian trio April 08, 2017

turtle foot

The new camel toe

Daaam, do you see that turtle foot?!

by mkay_bruh February 08, 2019

turtle baby

A word used to replace any noun, usually with some affection and positive/neutral.

"Wheres the remote? Oh, theres that little turtle baby!"
"Let me try one of those turtle babies!"

by Courtney Hume April 02, 2007

Awkward Turtle

The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!

I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.

For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com

by zephyr4434 December 31, 2009

Turtle Dick

When a circumcised penis retracts into the remaining foreskin scar or shaft.

It's so cold, I'm turtle dicking.
Sorry, I was adjusting my turtle dick.

by CORich September 03, 2012

Flacko Turtle

A rapper that a firefighter needs to put out the fire how fire his songs are.

You need to call a Fire department on Flacko Turtle.

by Flacko Turtle January 04, 2021