salami sam

the act of pounding your dick on the girls vagina until your penis look like salami

I gave my girl a salami sam and then she got grossed and i slapped that bitch

by J-Pat January 07, 2008

Tucan Sam

The act upon having such hard sex with a girl that they have bruises each color of the rainbow, similar to tucan sam's beak.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Pat's girl?
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He went so hard she's covered in bruises....he gave her a tucan sam.

by flashfire111 December 24, 2009

Sam Smith

Sam Smith is a handsome British gay singer that is most known for his songs 'Money On My Mind' and 'Stay With Me'. His real name is Samuel Frederick "Sam" Smith and was born May 19, 1992 which makes him 22. His debut songs are 'La La La' By Naughty Boy (feat.Sam Smith) and 'Latch' By Disclosure (feat.Sam Smith)

"Hey have you hear the song stay with me yet"
"No who's it by"
"Sam Smith of course"

by elie sky June 21, 2014

Sam Garcia

Defined by Hollywood's elite by Cheese. See US Weekly's November 2003 issue for a quote by Julia Roberts backing this example.

No thanks, I'm SAM GARCIA intolerant...so I can't eat dairy

by big fat amy December 24, 2010

Sam Danger

An incredably good looking guy whose Guitar and Bass playing skills are widely known throughout his local area. An amazing role model and fully qualified lifeguard. Also Sam Danger is far better than his smaller equivelant who is ginger and i won't name. Sam's Presence is widely appreciated by most people. To further add to his greatness Sam is good with people, a technical genious and is generally rather immense.

Densil: Hey look it's sam danger
Wozel: Wow, he's awesome, i wish i could play guitar like him
Densil: Same...
Barry: I hear he's a qualified to save lives
All: Wooww...

*they all stare in awe as he walks by*

by snoopy99x2 February 26, 2008

tucan sam

The act of coloring ones penis resembling rainbow with lipstick, then slapping another person on the nose with the colored erect penis. This leaves a rainbow on the persons nose like tucan sam.

when justin doesn't listen to me i have the urge to tucan slap
tucan slam tucansam tucan sam

by all the names i want are taken October 11, 2010

Uncle Sam

Where you cum onto a girls face but only on the chin so she has a white beard.

Where cum lands on someones face to where they look like they have a white beard like Uncle Sam.

by MaddhatterCrow March 06, 2016