Thumb

A woman who's big, fat, slob

God Almighty!!! Look at that hideous thumb!!!

by HCM of The Anti-Fatty League June 12, 2025

kentucky thumb

A word used to describe sticking your thumb into ones anus.

-“How was your date last night?”
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“It was alright but the real fun started when she let me give her the ole’ Kentucky thumb”

by BlazinBrazzin420 May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

A meme of a sexual move where you stick your thumb in a hole

“Kentucky ballistics had to do the Kentucky thumb to his throat”

by For the meme May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

putting your thumb in a girl's vagina while she is on her period to stop the bleeding

My girlfriend wanted to sit on my face last night but she was on her period, so I gave her the Kentucky thumb and ate her ass instead.

by drunkfish45 May 20, 2021

New Fashioned Thumb Around

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.

Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.

by Jumbo Jackson November 9, 2019

john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024

Kentucky thumb

When you put a thumb in it.

Scott's rn50 blew up so he put a Kentucky thumb in it.

After she came over last night I gave her the Kentucky thumb

by Kentuckythumb May 20, 2021