A person, or manoeuvre, that is not particularly stealthy or well thought out; self-sabotage of your own endeavours through inadvertent ignorance
A corduroy ninja can be caught hiding behind a curtain that doesn't reach all the way to the floor, cleaning his ear with an ice pick, or jumping off a pier when he can't swim
by Reubarbarian August 15, 2011
Get the corduroy ninjamug. When someone leaves a party or a group hangout without saying anything. Most of the times they leave without you even knowing.
by KryZox October 30, 2019
Get the Ninja Vanishmug. It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.
When something....
Something unbelievable happened !!
A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.
9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.
...and so he did
When something....
Something unbelievable happened !!
A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.
9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.
...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !
Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)
Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)
Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011
Get the Cat ninjamug. I really shouldn't have said that, I'm going to ninja delete that post real quick before anyone reads it.
or
Brian totally ninja deleted that comment on my status, so now my reply comment makes no sense.
or
Brian totally ninja deleted that comment on my status, so now my reply comment makes no sense.
by FairyTayl October 14, 2010
Get the ninja deletemug. Doctor: How can I help you today?
Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.
Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?
Patient: 498.
Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.
Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.
Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?
Patient: 498.
Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.
by metaldan123 April 15, 2018
Get the Ninja Syndromemug. Damn, I was minding my own business when I look down a realize I had been ninja creamed! The nerve on that guy.
by xjax1 January 15, 2018
Get the ninja creammug. by SydGuy86 September 24, 2008
Get the ninja spewmug.