Quantum Simp

A state in which you have both been in a relationship with and also been friendzoned by someone you are simping for
After being friendzoned by his crush, Larry had become a quantum simp
by Barry burr October 21, 2020
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Pigeon Simp

Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.
Mayn, dat nigga called me a pigeon simp cause i did time for pussy. What the fuck is a pigeon simp?
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SIMP SHANNON

shannon is a simp for ebenezer because she always talks about who she loves in a very affectionate way, she also does this for four of diamonds. she doesn’t know what a simp is ❤️
beth: you’re a SIMP SHANNON
shannon: how
beth: *shows this definition*
by notasimphehehe July 04, 2020
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King of the Simps

The King of Simps was the first to fall and ultimately decides the fate of other Simps.
All hail King Devin! King of the Simps and Simp City who will lead us to the holy land!
by Pizza Time!!! January 16, 2020
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simp-aware

When the person you’re simping for is aware that you’re simping for them.they appreciate the fact you’re their simp .
Freind 1: “ john liked my comment where I said I was simping for him ”
Freind 2 : “well at least he’s simp-aware.”
by Beansbeansbeansbeans June 26, 2020
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Slade Simp

Stupid retard who is gay and everybody pretends to like him but nobody really does.
Slade Simp is a retarded man hoe that has a penis smaller than santas 123rd elf.
by imakefunofmyfriends December 11, 2021
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Tennis Simp

A tennis player who has no values of his own and puts women on a high pedestal. Sycophantic behavior for said women, and often through clandestine meetings, will achieve homewrecker status as a Mr. Steal Your Girl
Man, that tennis simp is at it again, he won’t let others join hit, and is slated to break her marriage!
by Principator December 29, 2020
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