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Randy Michaels

A fat disgusting pig of a human who hates music and enjoys destroying great music stations for his own financial gain. Current CEO of Merlin Media and former CEO of Chicago-based Tribune Co. Michaels became public enemy number one in Chicago in June 2011 after it was announced he had purchased alternative radio station Q101 and planned to turn it into a news/talk station. The station's staff was let go on July 14th and the station became a news station later that month.
"My favorite radio format has always been spoken radio"

"As music moves to the ipod, it's time for news radio to move to FM"
-both quotes from Randy Michaels, who is one of the most hated men in Chicago
by Gaaraofthedamned August 14, 2011
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Bret Michaels

Lead Vocalist Of Poison. Poison is a heavy metal band established in the late 1980's. Bret Michaels also stars on the VH1 hit show, Rock Of Love.
Ashley-"Hey, did you see Rock Of Love last night?"
Rachel-"Yeah! Bret Michaels was looking pretty damn hot."
by Teala007 August 4, 2007
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Count Michael

A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
by Another hott chick May 22, 2004
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michael pickup

someone who always comes out with sexual comments about anything or anyone also doing weird bizarre things which arent normal
Michael Pickup placing balls on someones shoulder without them knowing they are there.
by theobliviousperson February 1, 2010
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Michael Vey

A kid with electric powers from a machine that malfunctioned in the hospital he was born in. Spends most of his time running from the Elgen Corporation and Dr. C. J. Hatch.
“You, Michael Vey, are a freaking rock star.
by Greekgeek001 April 10, 2019
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Michael McCaskill

The best boyfriend anyone could possible ever want. And now is the world's most amazing husband ever!
Michael McCaskill makes me the happiest I can possibly be.
by fdfdsafds October 20, 2008
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Michael Moment

Having a Michael moment. Caused by MJs death getting over exposure in the media.

When you catch yourself or someone else singing or using a frase from one of Michael Jacksons songs or doing the moonwalk.
"I was doing the moonwalk on the street earlier. Dude I was having a total Michael Moment."

"I could hear my sis sing Billy Jean in the shower this morning. She suffers from Micheal Moments constantly."

"Don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the sunshine, blame it on the boogie..."

It is likely that you will have your own Michael moment after reading this.
by Mirandaja June 28, 2009
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