by raychull July 17, 2006
Get the eye linermug. A mesmerizing woman that has eyes that can captivate you and render you powerless to her persuasion and charm. Be careful not to look directly into those diamond eyes... That's how she casts her spell.
by Karma Queen December 2, 2014
Get the diamond eyesmug. 1. A person who can't read a tape measure, cannot reasonably determine if something is plumb/level/square, or cannot tell if two (or more) different objects are the same color. Generally speaking, someone you don't want doing any type of finish work on your house.
2. Someone who, at an early age, has been hit about the head something fierce, and now one eye wanders.
2. Someone who, at an early age, has been hit about the head something fierce, and now one eye wanders.
1. Johnny: Ma!?! How does this picture look on the wall?
Ma: Johnny, have your brother hang it. You've got fuck eye, son. It's not even close to level.
2. Dude 1: Dude, seriously, you're not even looking at with with your right eye.
Dude 2: Dude, you know I got hit in the head with a baseball when we were kids.
Dude 1: Oh, that's right. I forgot you've got fuck eye from that! My bad.
Ma: Johnny, have your brother hang it. You've got fuck eye, son. It's not even close to level.
2. Dude 1: Dude, seriously, you're not even looking at with with your right eye.
Dude 2: Dude, you know I got hit in the head with a baseball when we were kids.
Dude 1: Oh, that's right. I forgot you've got fuck eye from that! My bad.
by technohermit February 19, 2008
Get the fuck eyemug. a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.
Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"
Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"
Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"
by stripper 1 September 8, 2008
Get the shrimp eyemug. Bob: So Alex did you watch the Superbowl last night?
Alex: Of course! Man that touchdown by Holmes was such a orgasm for the eyes I thought I was going to cream myself.
Alex: Of course! Man that touchdown by Holmes was such a orgasm for the eyes I thought I was going to cream myself.
by Alex Sheldon February 1, 2009
Get the orgasm for the eyesmug. when you wear your sunglasses in the sun too long and get the reverse racoon look. Most common in spring skiing while wearing goggles.
by OV08 March 10, 2010
Get the raccoon eyesmug. The best mother-fucking superpower known to man.
Ammo includes but isn't limited to:
- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs
Ammo includes but isn't limited to:
- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs
by NotOriginal December 15, 2008
Get the laser eyesmug.