Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift, a narcissistic woman who relies solely on adoration. She uses song writing to make money and more fame. Every time something bad happens in her perfect life we have to listen otherwise Swifty will get in a tantrum. While she makes millions from petty problems, she also tries desperately hard to relate to people and always holds grudges. Shake it off was an attempt at pop music so she could make more money and earn more loyalty from fans. The whole premise of that song was to not care, while most of her songs are about her caring and being oversensitive. An extremely greedy person who should not be as popular as she is, but as the old saying goes "fake it 'til you make it"
Taylor Swift:

Taylor: I'm just going to shake, shake, shake
Person: But you're the one who cries over nothing...
Taylor: No I don't! I'm caring, sweet and cute.
Person: You use your face to project your career and make people pity you
Taylor: You're just a hater!!!!

Person: All I'm doing is giving facts
Taylor: FANS. ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: Wtf. Crazy bit-
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Harrison Taylor

Harrison- A Star Wars bum boy who has light saber penis fights with his dad. If you are a Harrison Taylor you go running with girls called Eve and you may get reported
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Not many words to describe this rare slut, she sexy tho
it’s Paris Taylor, but she kinda sexy
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Overpriced plastic and cloth shoes for people who are to young to appreciate a good pair of Timberlands.
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Taylor Swift

The best singer and person ever. If you hate on her you need a life, and if you call her ugly you need eyes. To make fun of someone's appearance is mean and terrible, and if you think Taylor's ugly you need an actual life. She has the best looks, voice, and personality of anyone ever and I can guarantee she's doing better than you fav right now. You're just mad she's better than you. So go get a life and stop shaming a celebrity you don't truly know. You aren't getting anywhere in life and you're an idiot if you hate her.
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Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling down your pants and wiping your ass on the ground like an old dog.
Hank "Hey guys you wanna go planking?"

Kyle "Na man thats so 2000 and late. Lets go Taylor Swifting down the school halls!"
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