stylophage

Person that likes to chew on pens when bored, nervous, or both.

He just went to that trade show to stack up on pens, he bites through them like nothing, that stylophage.

by mkill February 12, 2008

Chuck Taylors

Overpriced plastic and cloth shoes for people who are to young to appreciate a good pair of Timberlands.

Emo guy: Notice something? (points to his Chuck Taylors in an unsubtle way)

Me: Er, no?

by mkill October 21, 2008