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Waffle Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and decide to stomp on the turd to mash it down the drain.
I don’t buy toilet paper anymore, I just shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain.
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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Mud Stomp

The action of defecating in the shower and stomping it down the drain.
I didn't realize I had to poop before I got into the shower so I just mud stomped.
by PPforFREE February 3, 2025
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Koto Stomp

A koto stomp is when you kick the shit out of someone (preferably a cop) with your rollerblades/rollerskates
I koto stomped that stupid sonnova bitch so hard... ended up hospitalizing that snitch
by Kyotonical February 4, 2025
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Waffle Stompers

A member of a tightly knit group of disc golf friends known for stomping through rough terrain, waffle-patterned shoe prints, and relentless pursuit of birdies.
The Waffle Stompers hit the course at 7 a.m.—coffee in one hand, putter in the other.
by wafflestompers June 24, 2025
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Bingo Stamping

To need to shit so bad the end of the turd continues to protrude from ones arsehole stamping holes in ones drawers like a hole punch on a bingo card.
Dude, this turd is bingo stamping the fuck out of my tighty whiteys
by West-Philly Willy July 11, 2025
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Bingo Stamping

When you have to poop and you feel the log poking out
That Chinese had me bingo stamping in traffic.
by ChrisMoltisanti August 25, 2025
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Yugoslavian Stumping

Yugoslavian Stumping is where you take a survey with 100 Yugoslavian men and write down all of their penis girths. Then you take the top 5 men with the biggest girths and put them in a room with one girl. Then all at the same time they insert their penis's into her asshole. There's a ten second countdown and when it hits 0 they all ejaculate at the same time creating something called " Super Cum ". To put it in perspective, it all merges into one and shoots like a Fortnite Railgun. The Super Cum is so powerful it then shoots through the girls intestines and into her lungs. When the girl inhales from the pain the Super Cum goes through her lungs. She then coughs it out onto the floor and it gets scooped up in a cup and is served at traditional Yugoslavian weddings and festivals.
Ex 1: Yo dude I went Yugoslavian Stumping last night it was sickkk.

Ex 2: Have you ever heard over Yugoslavian Stumping before?
by Aleksandar Bošković October 23, 2025
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