Spoon

An extremely stupid boffer. Spoons are dull. Dull=unintelligent. Spoons are unintelligent.

You absolute spoon! Stop boffing!

by ThiccThicc December 15, 2018

Spoon-Driver

Similar to an oxygen thief.

Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food

Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.

by Emma. February 27, 2023

spoon

Spoon, most commonly known in its plural form spoons, but not limited to its formal form spoonsy, is a nickname that describes a person who eats a lot of pudding, always has a spoon behind his or her ear, or uses wit and sarcasm to derail an awkward situation in his or her already awkward and miserable life. Or in some cases all three.

Person a:Hey spoons tell us that joke again about the guy and the doorbell

Person b: omg it's so funny
Spoons: Holder on let me finish my pudding

by Spoonsy McGee October 28, 2016

spoon burner

robbie’s maw

robbie’s maw is stirlings biggest spoon burner

by miguel2 °bellyrolls April 23, 2023

The rusty spoon

The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.

"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."

by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022

dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.

Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot

by Richard_69 October 26, 2017

Spoon's

A shortened name for Wetherspoon's, a pub chain in Britain

The beer at Wetherspoon's is so cheap cos it's way past it's sell-by date and tastes like shit.

by anonymous September 5, 2021