the double spoon wammy

It’s the act in which you sit on someone’s face and shove their nose up either your ass or your vagina. This usually ends in your partners nose being broke.
“How did his nose get broke?”

“He and his girlfriend did the double spoon wammy”
by Regret June 10, 2020
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Gag a maggot with a spoon.

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."

Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009
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Spoon Barbecue

The act of heating a spoon for use of heroin.
Demi Levato probably has enough used needles around to fill up for one last spoon barbecue.
by Blowjaysimpson June 27, 2019
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spooning myself

Spooning with a virtual partner, using a VR headset.
I was I'm bed, spooning myself because my partner was out.
by Shumph January 19, 2018
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spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)
cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning
by qwerty002 February 21, 2022
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Spooning

Hitting spoon so together with some friends
Seb: wanna go spooning after school

Jim: sure! i love spooning it’s so much fun
by Spooningismusic April 03, 2018
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