Smarten up

What an inbred owner says to a fan who tells him to fire a lousy coach.

Fan: "Hey Mark, you need to fire Josh McDaniels, he's is awful."
Inbred Owner: "Smarten up!"

by anonymous October 31, 2023

shartyparty

when you diarrhea all over the place its a shartyparty

"dude that guy just shartyparty'd all over the fucking walls. the fuck?"

by grrachi November 13, 2023

smartass TV

A smart TV that doesn’t fucking need to be one.

So every smart TV.

Nobody would ever want to have a smartass TV that collects your data, shows you ads, and has a wiretap that goes straight to the government.

by the riverside November 15, 2023

Smart Cooler

A smart person with a cool head, no temper.

"You're such a smart Cooler!"

by Mister Pain November 30, 2023

Smart

Someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studies for the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow.

Adult: "What a smart and gifted child you are!"
Child: "Uhh, sure... Thanks!" 😅

by KurayamiDragon November 24, 2024

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, often at 2 am, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024