sadness sabbatical

When you leave work abruptly and do not return for several days due to sadness. Usually brought on by female coworkers.

Sarah hurt Bob’s feelings at work, so he left early for an unplanned sadness sabbatical. He will be back Monday.

by Offcefg June 15, 2023

take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase

Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch

by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023

That’s sad

Fucked up, or perceiving a situation as “messed up”

Imagine talking all that bs just to contradict yourself “that’s sad”

“That’s sad “ if you think I care

by Johnny told you so June 17, 2023

sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

by WookieNOISE June 17, 2023

Sad D

A worldwide sex symbol, you are named this if you are believed to be the hottest woman alive.

Can also mean a woman who is juicy, used sexually.

A name.

E.g

Person: Hewwo Sad D u vewwy seggsy

Sad D: IK I'm very sad d

by Xutie June 22, 2023

sad

My life

me: I am so sad I wanna die
My friends: hahahahahahaha loser
Me: who tf are you I have no friends

by gay sex lover January 23, 2023

sad

either when you feel like everything in your life is falling apart and you cant really do anything about it or when you just feel like crying and you have no clue why.

polly: "how are you?
karly: "im sad"
polly: "why?"
karly: "i dont know"
polly: "what do you mean you dont know?"
karly: "i just dont know, sometimes im just sad."
polly: "oh, i hope you feel better. let me know if there is anything i can do to help"

by lolipoptoesucker January 27, 2023