turtle head soup

An act of intercourse where the phenomenon known as a turtle head occurs prior to insertion of the penis into the anus.

My girlfriend really had to shit so before she went to the bathroom I fed her some turtle head soup.

by Fonkey January 29, 2006

3 knuckles deep stirring the soup

To finger fuck a girl, using several fingers at the same time. Usually implying the girl is very arroused.

"That chick is so damn hot! I'd love to be 3 knuckles deep stirring the soup!"

by FA Double D December 25, 2008

No soup for you

A reference to Seinfeld. Used when denying something to someone else. Funniest when said thing being denied is an orgasm.

While S and E are having sex, and just before E has an orgasm, S pulls out, screams "No soup for YOU!" and cums on E. Classic.

by SayWhatAgain March 29, 2015

vaginal soup

soup that tastes like shit. But you don't want to say it tastes like shit so you say its Vaginal Soup.

Mom this soup tastes like Vaginal Soup

by LilJOnwhattt: August 26, 2005

kitten noodle soup

like chicken noodle soup but with kittens.

I ate some fucking good kitten noodle soup last night.

by titsmcbitches May 2, 2009

Pea Soup Waterfall

A sexual act of someone vomiting in one's anus, then the person whos anus got vomited in poops it back into the vomiter's mouth.

1. We spent the whole night pea soup waterfalling. it was soo hot.
2. Did you hear that the Trix rabbit and Lucky performed a pea soup waterfall? it was magically delicious!

by Dusty Doornails December 13, 2007

potty soup

A condition that occurs when many people use the same toilet but do not flush, thus creating a yellow/brown soupy broth in the bowl. This condition is most commonly found in public restrooms on interstate highways, in shopping mall restrooms and bathrooms in college dormitories.

I shouldn't have eaten lunch at Taco Bell because when I went to use the restroom at the mall I was confronted with potty soup in every stall!!!

by milty September 5, 2005