Queef bag

Any bag of drugs a girl will queef for.

Him-What's the plan miss?
Her - You know the daily queef bag😚

by Your bud. April 13, 2019

the big queef

A large man who knows these streets

Who left the grill on? Sounds like something the big queef would do!

by Hbdeclan May 23, 2016

Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.

• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”

by Ashfires September 3, 2025

keep the queef

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.

Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.

by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019

Queef of the ass

Queef of the ass means you shit your asshole off to the point it sounds like a queef.

I heard Meghan on the toilet yesterday, she must’ve had a queef of the ass!

by Poudussy September 22, 2021

Queef nugget

a queef nugget is the stage after intercorse where the male exits and the female queefs a nugget that she has been hiding since 10 years of age plops onto the bed

ooooo yummy a queef nugget

by wetslimypum December 14, 2024

box queef

That squelching fart sound that you hear when slotting the lid back over a small, laminated cardboard box.

1: "Did you just fart?"
2: "Nah, it's just box queef. I was putting the lid back on the set of cards."

by Pseudonymouspseudonym September 22, 2016