My birth

A mistake.

My mom's biggest mistake was my birth.

by Why did Amanda leave me November 11, 2019

my dino

If your friends name is Dino they are well cool you probably have a crush on them. Shhh they don’t know that yet, they are probably cute asf and loving they are really sensitive and they love to be together they would make a perfect couple but they’re don’t know that yet, they are also amazing kissers ❤️🥺

Omg she called him my Dino on Snapchat that’s so cute

by Jagsab November 13, 2020

My Way

Or The Highway

"My Way Or The Highway"
- Unknown

by Master Of Nations September 24, 2020

Not My Batman

To denounce all good qualities of another person. That they will not live up to your standards of being a human being.

Lindsay: Betsy DeVos will save the educational system.

Nick: She's not my Batman.

by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 22, 2017

MY LIFE

i am dead inside we were all meant to die anyways there is no reason in livin anymore

i wanna die phil i hate MY LIFE

by AwsomeBDD February 23, 2018

it’s my fault

You are making it seem like you think it’s your fault, but really it’s their’s.

I’m sorry, it’s my fault I’m super confused.

by PlushGiraffe May 5, 2018

My penis

Bigger than yours

Seriously my penis is hig, IT'S OVER AN INCH

by Plane Jewus October 7, 2021