Mikey lock

Mikey Lock is an almost god like being situated in the depths of Doncaster.He’s gorgeous,talented and above all a absolute Chad.When women first lays there eyes on Mikey there eyes glow in awe as there minds cannot fathum what they are currently looking at.

Mikey Lock is there OMG he’s so handsome and attractive OMG

by LordMJL November 22, 2021

colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.

(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.

by whitestrips April 28, 2008

Caps Lock Excited

The mood in which you must uncontrollably caps lock someone's face off.

1. HOLY CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE HOT POCKETS ARE 50 CENTS OFF
2. HEY I'M IN THE MOOD TO CAPS LOCK YOUR FACE OFF, BECAUSE I AM CAPS LOCK EXCITED.

by Los Pro April 4, 2014

locked-in alien

An AI generated meme which debuted at the end of 2024. Two agents ask, 'What is the next step of the operation?', followed by different visuals and backed by the audio of Scissorhands by Trekkrrholymountain.

'Have you heard of the locked-in alien meme? It's more massive than the low taper fade meme!'
'Cap!'

by LocalNeighbourhoodDictionary January 7, 2025

Lock

Swear, promise. If you lock on something you swear on it or to it

I lock on it. No, I Lock William I didn’t steal your socks. Created by RdM

by TheCrispyCracker September 10, 2020

Cheese-Locking

the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.

“Yo Jerry, wanna cheese-lock?”
“I would heavily dig cheese-locking with you Tom!”

by allahmommy July 10, 2025

Lockness

A term representing a strong, secure bond in a relationship, characterized by exclusivity, trust, and mutual interests. It suggests a connection that feels both safe and intriguing, much like the mysterious allure of Loch Ness.

Ever since they started dating, their relationship has been like Lockness—so secure and full of trust, you can just feel the connection between them!

by Reuben’Jones September 29, 2025