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Facebook Stalin

n. A person on Facebook who deletes any negative comments, untags oneself from any stupid-looking pictures, and defriends anybody who they think could potentially make them look bad. Basically, someone who 'purges' their account to make them look flawless and universally loved.
Man, James just deleted my comment poking fun at what he did last night. What a Facebook Stalin.
by krazyskull October 19, 2011
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Facebook Ready

Being confident enough about a photograph to post on a social network, such as Facebook.
I'm using an old photo for my profile picture on Facebook. After gaining all this weight, I'm not Facebook Ready.
by square peg October 28, 2009
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Facebook groupie

A person --other than a family member, significant other, or spouse--who always and consistently comments or likes another friend's facebook activity. The facebook groupie consistently engages and interacts with his/her idol on FB and his or her idol's pictures, comments, and other FB activity. Often the facebook groupie is the first to comment on a person's status update.
He comments on every on my every post. He is my facebook groupie; or

She obviously likes him, because she comments on his every picture or post. She is one of his facebook groupies.
by Tnette February 7, 2012
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Facebook Left

When you click on the first picture on someone's profile and hit the left arrow to see what the person looked like when they first got a Facebook profile
"Yo that chick is so hot! Take a Facebook Left to see what she looked like in high school!"
by Abdullah Fata'ai August 24, 2012
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Facebook shadow

A friend or aquaintence who comments or likes most or all of your posts. This is usually somebody who is not a close friend but somebody you do not feel able to unfriend.
God your like my Facebook Shadow!
by flemballunited October 28, 2010
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facebook easy

the quality of accepting friend requests from virtually anyone who sends one, regardless of whether the person accepting knows the requestor to any extent whatsoever
Josie just accepted a friend request from someone she doesn't even know for the fifth time this week. She's so facebook easy.
by viridicyana November 29, 2009
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Facebook Hour

The hour, usually between 8:30 and 9:30PM, when more of your friends are signed onto Facebook than usual.
Person 1: Hey. It's Facebook hour and 49 of my friends are signed onto Facebook!
by gamerdude949 May 26, 2009
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