by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017
Get the Cum Ninjamug. A person, or manoeuvre, that is not particularly stealthy or well thought out; self-sabotage of your own endeavours through inadvertent ignorance
A corduroy ninja can be caught hiding behind a curtain that doesn't reach all the way to the floor, cleaning his ear with an ice pick, or jumping off a pier when he can't swim
by Reubarbarian August 15, 2011
Get the corduroy ninjamug. I really shouldn't have said that, I'm going to ninja delete that post real quick before anyone reads it.
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Brian totally ninja deleted that comment on my status, so now my reply comment makes no sense.
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Brian totally ninja deleted that comment on my status, so now my reply comment makes no sense.
by FairyTayl October 14, 2010
Get the ninja deletemug. It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.
When something....
Something unbelievable happened !!
A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.
9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.
...and so he did
When something....
Something unbelievable happened !!
A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.
9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.
...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !
Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)
Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)
Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011
Get the Cat ninjamug. 1) Delivering or receiving unexpected compassion, kindness or affection.
2) Surprise sex or sexual acts that are welcomed by the recipient.
2) Surprise sex or sexual acts that are welcomed by the recipient.
1) He showed up with flowers today and dropped some serious ninja love on her.
2) She climbed over the arm rest and offered him some hot ninja love right in his truck.
2) She climbed over the arm rest and offered him some hot ninja love right in his truck.
by The H3R3T1C April 20, 2015
Get the Ninja Lovemug. Damn, I was minding my own business when I look down a realize I had been ninja creamed! The nerve on that guy.
by xjax1 January 15, 2018
Get the ninja creammug. Most often used in the running community, it describes a person who likes to run while wearing all black.
The ninja runner darted across the dark road, barely escaping certain death from an oncoming tractor trailer.
by The Logophile May 4, 2010
Get the Ninja runnermug.