Rusty Moose Knuckle

The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...

"Yo, Vinnie d'jou see that rusty moose knuckle on cousin Paulie?"

by th_Pizzle January 18, 2021

Canadian Moose party

The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.

I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

Bare moose knuckle

Bare moose knuckle: is another version of a camel toe just more loose and sloppier.

Beth has a disgusting bare moose knuckle in between her legs.

by Scoob-a-doo November 20, 2009

Moose Knuckle

1. In reference to being able to identify a persons genital shape through their clothes.

2. A kickass bowling team in Portland Ore. "The Sarah Palin Moose Knuckle"

I can totally see Sarah Palin's Moose Knuckle!

by Big Turkey1 October 26, 2008

hairy moose cock

A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!

"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"

by Flip Chick September 9, 2006

Moose Hoove

A "camel toe" for a man. Usually caused ethier an oversized and soggy scrotum or by the fat surronding the groin bunching up into a fold.

Oh my god dude! See that guy in tights over there!!! Check out his Moose Hoove!!! Nasty.

by omgitsahippo July 26, 2009

Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.

Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!

by Finneh October 27, 2007