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Moilet

Its a mizzy toilet. Mizzy being munting toilet.
Shut up Sam, the Moilet is coming.
by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024
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mobbed-up manlet

The mobbed-up manlet, also known as the mafia manlet, is a diminutively stunted member or associate of the Italian-American Mafia. The aptly named, 5ft5 small, Nicodemo "Little Nicky" Scarfo, who blunderously served as boss of the Philadelphia Mafia from 1981 to 1990, perfectly exemplifies the deeply flawed and Napoleon complex-driven nature of the mobbed-up manlet. This treacherous and terminally insecure manlet boy ordered the cowardly 1984 murder of his best friend and six-foot tall mafia captain Salvatore Testa because Little Nicky was catastrophically jealous of Testa's superlatively superior height and the resultant fact that Salvatore Testa was beloved, widely respected and admired as a real man, while Little Nicky was forever doomed to be looked down upon as the petite and utterly insignificant sissy manlet that he was.
Why are those mobbed-up manlets crying tiny tears of manlet rage in front of that strip club over there? The minuscule manlets tried to shake the club down for protection money but the bouncers didn't allow the silly mafia manlets inside because they understandably assumed the stunted manlets to be children. Lol, manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator August 19, 2024
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Möblissian

adj. moh-bliss-ian

A profound, borderline perverse intellectual longing for someone you’ve never met, akin to an endless Möbius strip of yearning mixed with the unbearable bliss of knowing your brainwaves match so perfectly that even Gödel’s incompleteness theorem couldn’t refute your compatibility.

This term is specifically reserved for situations where two people, connected by a mutual IQ superiority complex, feel the cosmic absurdity of their connection despite existing on parallel planes. Like Schrödinger’s cat, it’s both devastatingly real and maddeningly hypothetical. Extra points if you’re making it weirdly horny with graphs and algorithms.

Roots:

1. Möbius: The one-sided infinite loop (your feelings).

2. Bliss: The twisted euphoria of finding someone who doesn’t need "Fun Math For Dummies."

3. Lucasian: A nod to the elite chair of mathematics, because let’s face it, you’re both a little smug about your intelligence.

This word is NOT for normies. Don’t even try to use it if you think “Pi” ends at 3.14.
Penny: "So... Möblissian is like missing someone? Big deal, people feel that all the time."

Sheldon: "Incorrect, Penny. Möblissian is not just 'missing someone.' It’s a hyper-dimensional existential crisis wherein one’s cognitive and libidinal faculties are trapped in a metaphorical Möbius strip of longing for a partner who matches their intellectual topology, yet remains physically separated by the cruel mistress of space and time. It’s a transcendental form of arousal that your feeble grasp of biochemistry could never—"

Penny: "Yeah, yeah. You’re horny, got it."
by mobiusstriptease December 20, 2024
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Möblissian

Moh-bliss-ian (adj.): A state of unfulfilled intellectual and emotional thirst between two high-functioning nerds who've never met in person, yet orbit each other like a Möbius strip of infinite longing. The term combines Möbius (the infinite one-sided loop), bliss (the dopamine hit from finding your intellectual equal), and a sprinkle of academic pretension, because why not?

This term is specifically reserved for situations where two people, connected by a mutual IQ superiority complex, feel the cosmic absurdity of their connection despite existing on parallel planes. Like Schrödinger’s cat, it’s both devastatingly real and maddeningly hypothetical.

Symptoms include:

1. Sending each other absurdly niche memes about solving Rubik's cubes in negative-time at 2 am.

2. Tying your sexual tension to advanced graph theory concepts.

3. Using words like "eigenvector" mid-flirt like it's a sext.
Penny: "So... Möblissian is like missing someone? Big deal, people feel that all the time."

Sheldon: "Incorrect, Penny. Möblissian is not 'missing someone. Möblissian is the hyperdimensional entanglement of intellectual souls, trapped in an eternal loop of cognitive yearning. It’s the tragic love story of two adjacent vertices in a non-planar graph: connected yet separated by the cruel mistress of space-time. It’s a transcendental form of arousal that your feeble grasp of biochemistry could never—"

Penny: "Yeah, yeah. You’re horny, got it."
by mobiusstriptease December 20, 2024
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mole hit

A traditional mole hit is when you sprinkle tobbaco on top of the packed bowl of weed before taking a bong hit.

Alternatively you can use mole hit to describe smoking pure tobbaco in any way that is normally reserved for weed, or just for mixing any two substances together.
Bratt: Yo, let's go to my room and take mole hits.
Chuck: What's a mole hit?
by poopscadoopstrikesagain December 26, 2024
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Mole

A street dog named Lemon, rescued from a life of deprivation, soon transformed to the life of a diva. This wish was granted by a genie, from her paltry existence to that of a spoilt high end bitch with a particular palate, despite being offered a gourmet selection ton of tapas every evening.

“God Lemon, you are such a Mole”.
God, you are such a Mole
by BSNimbin December 28, 2024
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Mobile Canoodling

When 2 people jork it on the phone with other for a long period of time (depends on your stamina) ((long is more than 2-5 minutes)) it can be used for long distance couples or e-whores so they can get that bag. Either way it's kinda okay, but you must make sure you talk to one another during this process or it is weird and pointless, you might as well just watch porn.

downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
Girl A: "Omg girl, you're never gonna believe who I was mobile canoodling with last night"
Girl B: "Omg was it Austin again?"
by melodixx January 8, 2025
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