dirty matt

when a big black man shoves his viola down your throat violently
"I was just chilling in orchestra class and received a dirty matthew"
by imcool1111 October 08, 2023
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Dear Matt letter

Another term for a “Cease and Desist” letter.

Originated by Matt The Welder, Comedian and political candidate who received more of these than any other candidate ever.
Bro spilled the dirt on Bill and then he got a Dear Matt letter in the mail.
by I know stuff May 12, 2024
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Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.
Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.
by Chubby hubby456 April 03, 2018
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Matt presto

Very muscular man who loves chips ahoy and benches 300 pounds and loves batu and is boys with Jack Cicione but he’s a bot
I am very Matt presto for going to the gym.
by Matt presto December 28, 2021
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Matt Hughes

Oh no, man, what happened to Matt Hughes!? Train accident!? Aw man... That is tragic.
Hym "What!? Matt Hughes got hit train!? Man that sucks! He's alive but he suffered some brain damage. Man... He was the best. He was the pre-GSP pound for pound goat. Let's get his record quick... 45 and 9 with wins against guys like Bj Penn and GSP. Man... FRE NEURALINK FOR MATT HUGHES OR A.I. DEATH-BOT VIOLENCE FOR EVERYONE!!!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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Matt Hughes

Ope! MATT HUGHES! IT WAS MATT HUGHES WITH THE ARMBAR! Hold on......................................................... Yup. Matt Hughes.
Hym "Ah, shit! It was Matt Hughes! Not Matt Sera! I didn't see a thing that reminded me. I just remembered."
by Hym Iam August 31, 2023
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Matt farted

Damn it Matt farted again evacuate the area NOW
by The prankster July 21, 2021
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