matthew is tall. really tall. like 8 feet tall. He's really athletic and plays every sport. friggin chad
by 1plate May 15, 2023
Get the matthewmug. The anti-fuckboi.
The first known case of a fuckman.
The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.
The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.
Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.
The first known case of a fuckman.
The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.
The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.
Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.
“Oh here comes Matthew, he’s so nice I’m going to introduce him to my parents this weekend, even though we only just started dating”.
by Masterplanpenguin November 27, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. 
A most likely white male that spends his time watching dirtbike porn.
Also has a truck that cost more than his house
Also has a truck that cost more than his house
by Namematthew March 8, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. by IGV March 20, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is an annoying little kid who usually looks for attention but is SOMEHOW your friend. He gets on your nerves pretty often but sometimes funny.
by anonymous May 23, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. a really cute boy with cute southern voice. he is very sweet and any girl would be lucky to have him. dont fuck up a friendship or relationship cuz they are very hard to get back. he is a daddys boy and loves sports like football and base ball. he always wears a hat but always remembers to take it off when at the dinner table or when praying. he has dirty blonde hair that you wish you could run your hands through.
by lyndaaa:) May 29, 2018
Get the Matthewmug.