March 9

A God with dark curly hair was born on this day. He has a bubbly personality which makes him very interesting. He is known for his attractive looks and avoids conflict. He is also tall and has a charming smile

S: you're very handsome and interesting when is your birthday?
D: March 9
S: oh explains why

by r.z.a March 8, 2020

March 19

National send your BF a booty pic!

Hey babe, it’s March 19th, send me a booty pic.

by hugedickcum March 19, 2021

March 27

Official clean your local skatepark day!

Bob: Let’s go skateboard!
Tom:But there’s snow and garbage at the skatepark!
Bob: It’s March 27th we have to clean it!

by Ollie is cool ngl March 26, 2022

March 30

It is the day of the segggciesd beast ever known to date

Hey in born on March 30

Wow ur a silly goose

by Vaaaaiznotcool April 15, 2021

March 13

If you have a Secret Admirer And They Ask you out Today You Have To Reject Them

rejection march 13

by SblockLOL March 25, 2021

March 6th

Give your girl/boy/crush your hoodie day.

Person 1: Dude did you know it's give someone you love your hoodie day. today is March 6th
Person 2:No I didn't

by No_Boys_allowed2008 March 5, 2020

The March of The Penguin

When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.

Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.

by Honey Badger Bitch February 19, 2012