Fairfax Fax Machine

When ur doin some long distance thang with a chick (or dude wtv), and you shit in a bag and freeze it, then ship it to your partner. Your partner then pisses in said bag, re freezes it and mails it back to you. You then piss on it and refreeze it and mail it back. Yall do this until the object has reached a prefered diamter, where you the meet up in person and use it as a double sided dildo, and leave it in until it melts.

Me and my long distance gf have got a Fairfax Fax Machine goin on rn.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Chula Vista Gumball Machine

The act of swirling your tongue in said person'a butthole making it loose then insert a quarter in your partner's urethra.

My home boy gave a Chula Vista Gumball Machine

by Francoux October 24, 2025

beefin machine

a befin machine is a car which looks like a wennus n it is black

o my good phill n mike saw a beefing machine 2 day

by phill April 14, 2004

high pressure washing machine

a word created by rui kamishiro from the hit game project sekai colorful stage featuring hatsune miku!='=!'

rui kamishiro : HIGH PRESSURE WASHING MACHINE!!!!!

by Enananyanan November 14, 2023

Green Gravy Machine

Terminology for profits made from cannabis sales.

Farmers are riding the green gravy machine to a better future.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Machine gunning

A carpentry term-
Definition-when a drill and small drill bit is used by drilling a series of close together horizontal holes in a line probing drywall for wall studs.

“The centres are out on the wall, Joey was machine gunning fourteen inches just to find a stud”

by Castle Point Construction January 9, 2024

content machine

In reality, he's nothing but a meat shield

I'm a content machine pepeW

by Praydan January 23, 2022