by Clhernan01 February 21, 2019
Lay down on your bed and chant the following, "Lord Hlad, deflower my body and be my shawty." three times to summon him to get raped.
Shannon laid down and repeated, "Lord Hlad, deflower my body and be my shawty," 3 times and summoned him into the room, she was promptly deflowered by Lord Hlad.
by ludoplh the red nosed reindeer January 02, 2025
The majestic and god-like ruler named "The Slum Lord" of the golden city of cardboard and spit named "The Slum Land". It is documented that "The Slum Lord" holds god-like powers, and the ability of "Slum-jutsu" a fighting form that they alone can master let alone use. The Slum Lord also has the ability of "Slum Ball" this is when "The Slum Lord" summons rubbish and garbage and creating a large ball that can destroy anything in it's path.
by thelolcitygod1 May 29, 2022
by EuropeanImmigrant January 22, 2024
I dont know nothing about no dark lord, that is not a pentagram on the Ethiopia flag or the Morocco flag, it's good for tha day. Want to go smoke?
by bushlight November 04, 2018
by Mr. El Sexo Ortiz May 30, 2022
Lord Tippet horneeeeeee
by quartz89 February 07, 2022