When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.
by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023
Get the surprise log mug.A Foursome 69 where two members lie on the floor parallel to each other and the other two member position themselves over top them in a planking position. All face to genitalia, staking like Lincoln logs.
Tony: Stacy and I want to invite you and Amanda to Lincoln log tonight, you in?
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.
by Stair_Breaker November 12, 2019
Get the Lincoln log mug.Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.
by Strickxnyne July 8, 2015
Get the Log ride mug.A Holiday erected penis , bring joy to another person or group of people. Usually for sex or to gaze at . It only appears 24th & 25th of December .
by Calabashmonty January 2, 2021
Get the Yule log mug.There was a log jam when he stuck his tongue up her ass and he got a turd in his mouth for his trouble.
by Gozaagustus1 November 18, 2022
Get the log jam mug.An extreme version of Coal-Rolling, but instead you find a group of liberals in a public place or a group of people with an opposing political view. You then commence defecating in your own pants. This is then followed by a joke of some sort usually pointing out that the act was a display of freedom. e.g. "What's that you think you smell?... That's the smell of FREEDOM!"
Hey, I went log-rolling on a bunch of guys in the lobby. It was so funny, but I have to go shower now.
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