jump off

to only date a girl for her friends..

why were you with that fat ugly girl last night?

she was juat a jump off ,i wanna get with her sister but i dont know her

by NorCal Slanger January 5, 2017

Elf-Jump

When sone one jumps or tackles a person taller or bigger then them.

"He stole Mea's math book!"
"She's gonna elf-jump him I swear. "
"She's so short. "

by $luver$ January 9, 2017

jumped shit

Get the fuck out of

Vine is shutting down all the viners have jumped shit to Instagram

by SlayerThePlaya January 26, 2017

Stream jumps

Term given to spatial gaps within a continuous stream.

"Wow somehow I hit the stream with those ridiculous stream jumps"

by wiwit October 23, 2019

Bootyhole Bungy Jumping

When you put a long rope of anal beads up ur ass. Then tie it to a fan and jump off the highest platform in your room.

Grandma: “Wtf are you doing?”

Your Fortnite loving ass: “Bootyhole bungy jumping, Grandma”

by Hello Kitty Titties October 25, 2019

JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.

BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH

by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020

Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.

Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!

by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020