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jump

What pussies do when they know they’ll lose a fight.
“We’re gonna jump him
by DickSuCker9002618 October 7, 2019
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message jumped

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.
Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.
by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007
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jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.
Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.
by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018
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jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.
by James Perfect November 20, 2023
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Cat Jumped

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.
After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.
by Voorhee$ $avage May 19, 2018
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Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.
Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.
by Gottapee June 24, 2022
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Jump Joy January

Jump Joy January is when you Jump on january. Example:If its the 10th of January then you Jump ten minutes straight. And you have to smile at the same time.
Person:NOW its january friend
Friend:what day is it today?
Person:Its the 10th of Jump Joy January
by Remu Kanava November 11, 2018
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