Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".

Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022

Jump shot

When you pull your dick out of your pants but let your shirt hang down over it. You then ask your friends if they want to see your jump shot, at which point you raise up to take a basketball shot, thus raising your shirt and exposing your meat stick.

Also works with “Do you want to see my golf swing?”

Cliff’s jump shot looked like Michael Jordan’s but with a smaller cock

by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023

Jump start

If a sexual partner has nipple piercings you connect jumper cables them and proceed to fuck them from behind whilst making engine noises as if you just jump started ur car on cold day

Dude she let me jump start her last night

by Corey treverson June 29, 2019

jump

leave quickly, especially from a phone conversation

"Oh, look at the time--gotta jump!"

by goldwax January 21, 2022

Jump

A: To propel yourself off the ground using your legs.

B: Attacking somebody or a group in a larger group.

A: I'm gonna jump of this roof.

B: He said minecraft was bad? Nahh we boutta jump dis bitch.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 30, 2025

jumping on rainbow

The term "jumping on rainbow" is clearly defined as taking explicit drugs that have stimulant and halucinogen effects on your body while finding a mothering fucking pot of gold.

Hey boys I'm jumping on rainbow soon who is keen?

by Qwerty10101010101 June 25, 2017

slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009