A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.
Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."
by hypnomatic November 23, 2023
Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.
Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."
by hypnomatic November 24, 2023
by bouncygirl123 December 01, 2018
Guy 1: Hey aren't they inheriting a multi-million dollar business?
Guy 2: Yea man, they're the second.
Guy 1: Damn, they've got it made.
Guy 2: Yea man, they're the second.
Guy 1: Damn, they've got it made.
by CautionDangersHere February 04, 2018
by Failed Dictionary July 07, 2016
When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."
"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
by blobygook May 24, 2013
My second great-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.
by Gtopql November 24, 2019